waking up

What is the first thought that comes into your mind when you wake up?

My top three are as follows:
1. I need to pee
2. ALREADY?!?!
3. I have a lot to do today

I probably should be thinking something along the lines of... God, I love you... Your awesome... Your amazing... today is going to be so cool because you are the one that made it.....

but I don't

I wonder how such an attitude would develop.